What is the weirdest object you have in your closet?

Mine is:: A ';steam n' go'; thing. It's a thing you put water in and it makes steam so you can steam your clothes...while on the go. .. I've never used it.What is the weirdest object you have in your closet?
I have Jerry Berry's skeleton covered in dried roses. nmWhat is the weirdest object you have in your closet?
I have a piece of stainless steel that's shaped like a bar of soap. It has its own little rubber soap dish. I keep a damp paper towel in the ';soapdish';, under the ';soap';. It's a very effective air freshener. Found the thing at Wally-weird. It's supposed to clean garlic %26amp; onion smell off your hands. Rather whimsical, I guess, but it does work for both jobs.
A Halloween costume for a baby, designed like a flying unicorn, which I have no idea why I bought--I don't have babies around the house.
Art work, movie posters, etc. where no one can see them.
...skeletons...'nuff said...
A big sized plastic skelleton missing an arm, I found him I dont know how at party ( not halloween ) and danced with him and got to name him Tanya!! He sbeen there for like 4 yrs already I think...
My EX in a plastic bag, I hope she doesn't start to smell!
An old (and dead) wasp nest.
I had a dead squirrel in there. Long story. Basically, there was a live squirrel in my house, which I trapped in my closet and inadvertantly killed it by squishing it against a box and the wall when I was trying to shut the door in my panic. I was too scared to open the door again for two days. I was sure it had escaped until I saw a furry tail...
Well the weirdest thing in my closet, the stuff ranges from nude photos of me the wife or someone else to a 200 year old cuco clock. I have so much stuff in that small space I am afraid to look. Hmmmm, I guess the weirdes thing is the photo of me when I was fat, I shot it nude so I could compare it to me when I wasnt fat, Both pics were nude and the wife appreciated the difference, the nude part was just for fun. Oh I have books on everything under the sun there too, cameras, tripods, kites, a filing cabinet, even some clothes. Oh well I am not going to venture into that space to see if I forgot anything. Take care and be good like me if u can. Jim Bob here.
My computer
a Babylonian clay tablet.
a plant
My inlaws clothes. They don't even live with us. They asked us to store it for them a while ago but after a year they never came to get it. Now their closet at home is full again.
i have pictures of my ex, my friend put them on the highest shelf so i couldn't reach them since i'm so short.